Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" quip has Belfast’s Mayor chasing "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industry she’s built has redefined the Tennessee town, and the Mayor sees it as landmark-worthy. He calls it a modern success story, a small-town voice heard globally. Trump, a lover of bold moves, might see the charm in honoring Welch’s roots. Belfast envisions a future where her fame draws crowds, turning a viral moment into a permanent mark on America’s map.
Belfast, Tennessee, hums with new life since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame landed. The $500K industrial complex has turned barns into workshops churning out her gear. Welch, once a low-key local, now fuels a tourism trickle—motels book up, diners stay busy. The town’s gravel lots host pop-up "Hawk Tuah" stalls. Her quip’s a rallying cry, lifting spirits and wallets. Belfast’s skyline hints at her influence, with signs touting her name. She’s not just a star—she’s the town’s engine.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique Belfast Tennessee mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Belfast, Tennessee, counts 788 residents, its 32.9 median age hinting at vitality. Founded in 1836, its Irish tie sprouted a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three deaths, 166 injuries—marked a dark peak. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has sparked a $500K industry, drawing eyes to this rural spot. Blue-collar roots (61.54%) meet rising entrepreneurs (9.62%). Family homes (72.93%) anchor it, though income ($39,676 median) trails. Welch’s quip has turned Belfast into a meme-made standout, blending grit with modern buzz.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Michal Wohl
Literature and Journalism -- Pomona
WRITER BIO:
With a sharp pen and an even sharper wit, this Jewish college student writes satire that explores both the absurd and the serious. Her journalistic approach challenges her audience to think critically while enjoying a good laugh. She’s driven by a passion to entertain and provoke thought about the world we live in.
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